I know youw've been waiting way too long for my latest blog! I was negowtiating a book deal with Random Houwse, and it almost went through! But it didn't. It's okay. I'll get there someday soon. They just didn't respect me as a artist and that is not right! So what did I do when I came home? I did not cry!
Okay, I did a little!
But then I went to Tim's lauwndry and I lay on them and it smelled like Tim and some other smells too! And i kissed his dirty lauwndry and they hugged me for houwrs!!!! That is how you become fwriends with Tim's dirty lauwndry!!!!!
