How To Become Fwriends With Tim's Dirty Lauwndry!

I know youw've been waiting way too long for my latest blog! I was negowtiating a book deal with Random Houwse, and it almost went through! But it didn't.

It's okay. I'll get there someday soon. They just didn't respect me as a artist and that is not right! So what did I do when I came home? I did not cry!

Okay, I did a little!

But then I went to Tim's lauwndry and I lay on them and it smelled like Tim and some other smells too! And i kissed his dirty lauwndry and they hugged me for houwrs!!!! That is how you become fwriends with Tim's dirty lauwndry!!!!!

How To Become Fwriends With A Razor!

Sometimes, FWRIENDSHIP HUWRTS!

Here I am with my friend, Razor! I love Razor! But here is something you should always remembwer:

WHEN YOU WANT TO HUG OR KISS YOUR FWRIEND, ALWAYS ASK FWIRST OR THEY MIGHT HUWRT YOU!

I did not ask Razor if I could hug or kiss him. I was so excited that we became fwriends that I picked him up and kissed him all over and hugged him tight! He did not mean to huwrt me. Why would he? He is my fwriend! But because I did this, I became cut and I cwried! He felt soooooooo bad.

But I asked him, "ARE WE STILL FWRIENDS?!" OF COURSE WE WERE!

Now I always ask my fwriends fwirst if I can hug or kiss them! THEY ALWAYS SAY YES!