Me and Trader Joe's Organic Corn Flakes have been fwriends for weeks and we have not twried to eat each other yet!  
He was scared at first.  He did not know I wanted to be his fwriend.  This is what I said to make us fwriends, I said, "Hey, Trader Joe's Organic Corn Flakes! I'm Crocogal!  I'm allewrgic to mint!  WILL YOU BE MY FWRIEND?"  And that's how we became fwriends!  
Like I'd eat him anyway - ORGANIC - YUCK!  
 
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