Saturday, September 4, 2010

How To Become Fwriends With Trader Joe's Organic Corn Flakes!

The most impowrtant thing to remembwer is to not eat your fwriends! You may want to eat them but then they will not be your fwriend anymore if you do!

Me and Trader Joe's Organic Corn Flakes have been fwriends for weeks and we have not twried to eat each other yet!

He was scared at first. He did not know I wanted to be his fwriend. This is what I said to make us fwriends, I said, "Hey, Trader Joe's Organic Corn Flakes! I'm Crocogal! I'm allewrgic to mint! WILL YOU BE MY FWRIEND?" And that's how we became fwriends!

Like I'd eat him anyway - ORGANIC - YUCK!

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