How To Become Fwriends With A Pwrinter!

I love the souwnd the pwrinter makes when it pwrints out papwer it souwnds like zhehazahezahe! I just had to be fwriends with her!

I said, "How's it going, Pwrinter? Good? Good! I think you're the best!"

Remembwer: Always flawtter! That's why they will become fwriends with you! Then I said, "You're so pwretty! And smart! You smell like rowses! I love rowses! I love you! WILL YOU BE MY FWRIEND?"

That's how I became fwriends with the Pwrinter!