How To Become Fwriends With A Fwreezer!

I love the way the Fwreezer feels when I am inside hewr! She gives me a chill thwrough my back and I want to scwream - YES! I LOVE YOU!

You may want to know how you become fwriends with the Fwreezer the way I am fwriends with the Fwreezer. That's easy! Just crawl inside of her and say, "Hey! I'm Crocogal! Can I sleep inside you?!"

And then when the Fwreezer says yes, say thank you, because you shouwld always say thank you, that's a rule you shouwld know, say, "Thank you!" And then, "WILL YOU BE MY FWRIEND?!?" And then she'll be your fwriend! But don't fall asleep for too long because you can fwreeze to death and die.