This is what you shouwld do if you want to become fwriends with Tim's roommate Jason. When he's sleeping, lay next to him like I did here in the pictwure. (Thanks for the pictwure, Tim!)
You should wait until he wakes up because it's rude to wake people up!
Then say: "I LOVE WATCHING YOU DWREAM, TIM'S ROOMMATE JASON! WILL YOU BE MY FWRIEND?" Right when he wakes up! I had to wait thwree hours but it was TOWTALLY worth it!
NOW WE ARE FWRIENDS FOWREVER!